"A house in the neighborhood has a blow up bouncy water slide mountain. oh how jelly am I. Seriously though, can I play too?"
He is in denial about no longer fitting in his favorite puppy napping spots
boys that are shy or quiet are usually the ones with the biggest dicks STAY WOKE
when i have a crush on someone i can never tell if they have a mutual crush on me or if i’m just noticing and exaggerating every bit of attention i’m getting from them and amplifying it into something it’s not